OH MY

YOU REMEMBERED MY NAME AFTER THIS LONG PERIOD OF TIME

HAI GEORGE

mary-not-sue:

OKAY

AWW QURL DONT BURN YO FOOD

DAT STUFF STICKS TO THE STOVE AND STIIIIINKS

KADFJ;SAF

I SAVED MY MAC-N-CHEESE, DON’T WORRY.

And then Skype freezes like a bitchass.

SDFBGHUI;SDGYVC’VBF

I started rereading the other day and I think I’m on the part where Red&Green battle while Bill is standing there being all sexy C:

mary-not-sue:

SCREEEAMS

YOU

I LOVE YOU

COME HERE

LET US BE FRIENDS

BY THE WAY

I USE ALL-CAPS A LOOOOOT

JUST WARNING YOU

ALL-CAPS IS HOT, I USE IT A LOT, TOO.

YOU MAY CALL ME SAPPHU BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE DOES

WE ARE NOW FRIENDS

SO NOW WE SHALL TALK ABOUT SHIT AND STUFF AND—

Oh damnit I’m burning my food on the stove.

OH WELL THAT CAN WAIT.